Saturday, March 31, 2007

Entertainment Chainistics: Rapper Chains - Need proper documentation (?)

This is the very first documentation of the grandiose experience that is the Floss Piece (@least as far as I can tell...). Yessss, YOU are so interested, and soooo am I. I aim to show you aspiring winners how to wear that trophy around your neck like a MFn BOSS! With a little help (from you), I may be able to provide all of us window shoppers with that fix we all desperately need!

First on the list is (and should be, dammit...) Pharrell Williams.

Pharrell's Got:
The N*E*R*D Chain
The BBC Chain
The Nerd Brain Chain
and
Some Property...

The N*E*R*D Chain

....Multi-Colored Diamond Chain w/Marine Anchor Links
....NERD Pendant with Chad Hugo, Pharrell Williams, Shay Haley, and a red dog (N*E*R*D) in every color diamond

The BBC Chain

....Platinum Rope Chain
....BBC Logo Pendant (Astronaut Head)

The NERD Brain Chain

....Platinum Cuban Links
....NERD Brain Logo

Pharrell is a connoisseur of chain collection and owns more than those listed here (like an older BBC Chain depicting the full body of an astronaut and and older NERD Brain Chain in gold...)
But Im sure we'd all love to see them all...
So if you spot more feel free to post them suckas right on up!

DAMN that was in depth...

and with all that said...

Remember kids...
They may call them ice, but diamonds are definitely room temperature.
They are not going to cool your Cristal
(tho perhaps they'll make you cooler while you drink it.)
And they most assuredly will not keep you warm...
Even if a nigga says yo sh*t is hot!
Let us all remember to invest in SOMETHING that makes money back as we embark on this highly important quest to catalog and enjoy expensive chains.

Flossleroy.

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